Matt
Matt Condry is a complicated man, a private man, and thus has elected not to share anything about himself here. One is left to believe what one wants to about Matt; the man is an enigma. All I know about Matt is that he likes strong drinks and cigars… so that’s at least something for you to go on. Oh, and he’s married. He’s nice. If you get to know him, you’d probably like him; but in order to do that, you’d have to find him. Matt is also pretty elusive. If you look hard enough, you can see Matt during a Smoke & Guns event, he’s usually pretty busy though.
Matt doesn’t like high quality photos of himself (apparently); but he does smile. If you do happen to see Matt at S&G, wave to him, call him over, and ask to take a selfie with him; he’ll hate that, but is a nice enough guy to do it anyway. Don’t ask him out for drinks though, remember he’s married! I don’t know anything about his wife but if she can handle the intricacies of this dude, she’s not one to take lightly. I’m just sayin’ she might know a guy… if you know what I mean. But this isn’t about her, it’s about Matt. Matt, Mattie boy, Matt-a-tack, Mad Matt, Mattman, Mattchu Picchu, Mattamorphasis, Mr. Mattdog, Mathaius, Wehttam (pronounced Wet-am – Matthew spelled backwards), or his least favorite Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt!! And that’s all I got to say about Matt.
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